In a way I hate to give him any publicity because really it-s all a diversion and the world would be far more interesting if we were all focused on cultivating our innermost nature instead -
Sadly though the reigns of power typically lie in the least worthy hands and this here personage is a classic case in point - So rather than enumerate and elucidate his innumerable crimes which most of you know about anyway I thought I-d draw his portrait instead - It ain-t brilliant I-ll admit - but I think I got one of his eyes right! The pointillist scarlet face seems to have been enhanced by the scanning process - makes him look kind of sick don-t it~
And if you don-t believe The Limpet strikes terror into Trump-s stunted psyche then why do you think he has never granted it a Press-Pass for the White House~ ~ ~
STAND BY YOUR MAN... Latest developments in the 'Did David Camoron Have Oral-Sex With Severed Pig's Head'-story. After the nation was 'amused' to hear of the extraordinary allegations of prime ministerial pig-sex, I contacted my local tory-reactionary member of parliament, Derek Thomas, to test his position on the matter: (I've just had a thought - what if it was a boar? That would make it gay-dead-mutilated-pig-oral-sex! Surely no worse than straight-dead-mutilated-pig-oral-sex, don't get me wrong!) but it does add a spicy twist to an otherwise mundane and unexciting story...
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Here's that curious email in full:
23.9.15
Dear Jeremy
I have no interest in what Mr Cameron did or did not do as a young person.
I am only concerned about matters that affect people's lives today and how I can help to improve matters for people both here in the Southwest and further afield.
Kind regards
Derek Thomas
Member of Parliament for St Ives
Public message to Derek Thomas MP 23.9.15
Re: mp's responsibility to represent the People
Dear Derek,
As you know, you have not yet responded to several letters and emails from me concerning such topics as Human Rights, Fox-hunting, the legal basis for Cameron's killing of a British Citizen, legality of military intervention in foreign states, etc..
If I do not receive answers to these queries soon, I will be forced to conclude that you are willfully neglecting the duties for which we pay you. This would leave me in a disenfranchised state and would constitute a failure of democracy. Not a good reflection on party or member. And talking of members...
Re: David Cameron's Conduct
Whilst failing to respond over human rights or foxes rights, you are quick to respond when the prime minister gets accused of dead-pig-sex. Curiouser. Your response is fascinating. You say you have 'no interest' - really? Personally I'd be quite interested to know if my boss had had sex with a dead pig, perhaps I'm just over-inquisitive.
So your position basically is: 'I don't care if Britain's Leader once had sex with a dead-pig's head', and you see yourself as a moral guide to young people?
I'm Jeremy Schanche, British artist and activist. This blog features my paper, The Limpet. Here I write about human rights, the environment and politics. Please see my articles about Harold Hempstead and Florida Department of Corrections, with more at Harold Hempstead Caged Crusader Wordpress.com.
I have another blog that's completely different - it's where you'll find The Caterpillar, a journal of collage, poetry and surrealism that is remixed as The Caterpillar Dub - the world's first Dub newspaper. Both of these can be found at:
http://yecaterpillar.blogspot.com.
In October 2024 I published my first paperback book of fiction - The Horned Whale or An Morvil Kornek by Jeremy Schanche - available at various bookshops and at Amazon.
ISBN: 9780993490903.
175,710 words.
£15.
Contains the mystery novel - The Kramvil, plus two novellas, poetry and glossaries.
