ARE TORIES FUCKING A DEAD PIG?
Well, they say that 'a week is a long time in politics' and the last nine days will be remembered for two utterly extraordinary events. On Saturday 12th September the Labour Party elected Jeremy Corbyn, a Socialist, as Leader of the Labour Party, with a bigger majority than even blair got. Unbelievable! The entrenched British right is out to get Corbyn and he has been criticized for not singing God Save The Queen (he is a Republican - so why would he?)
Funnily enough, with all the media-frenzy trying to make Jeremy Corbyn look like the Anti-christ, the second thunderbolt has exploded in the blue sky of British Politics - on 21st September the story emerged that the Prime Minister, David Camoron, has been caught fucking a dead pig. Well, not exactly, but near enough for concern.... The allegations were made by 'lord' Ashcroft, a multi-millionaire who had poured millions of pounds into the right-wing Conservative Party of Britain. It seems Ashcroft had been hoping for a top government job and had been let down by his product. Enraged that his protege had reneged on him, the 'lord' published his porky tale of bestial perversion, drunkeness, cocaine, ganja, Supertramp (ughh!) and vile depraved 'dinners', at one of which he alleges that Camoron inserted his 'genitals' into the mouth of a dead pig during a 'ritual'. (sic)
And people think Corbyn's got an image-problem!
Welcome to the wacky world of British politics.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/downing-street-stays-silent-over-claims-david-cameron-put-genitals-in-a-dead-pigs-mouth-while-at-oxford-university-10510500.html
http://www.smh.com.au/world/david-cameron-engaged-in-obscene-act-with-pigs-head-when-a-student-book-claims-20150921-gjr7hz.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-put-private-parts-6484611
I thought I'd contact my representative in the British democracy, Derek Thomas, to see how - and if - he responds to the curious allegations. I sent the following email:
Well, they say that 'a week is a long time in politics' and the last nine days will be remembered for two utterly extraordinary events. On Saturday 12th September the Labour Party elected Jeremy Corbyn, a Socialist, as Leader of the Labour Party, with a bigger majority than even blair got. Unbelievable! The entrenched British right is out to get Corbyn and he has been criticized for not singing God Save The Queen (he is a Republican - so why would he?)
Funnily enough, with all the media-frenzy trying to make Jeremy Corbyn look like the Anti-christ, the second thunderbolt has exploded in the blue sky of British Politics - on 21st September the story emerged that the Prime Minister, David Camoron, has been caught fucking a dead pig. Well, not exactly, but near enough for concern.... The allegations were made by 'lord' Ashcroft, a multi-millionaire who had poured millions of pounds into the right-wing Conservative Party of Britain. It seems Ashcroft had been hoping for a top government job and had been let down by his product. Enraged that his protege had reneged on him, the 'lord' published his porky tale of bestial perversion, drunkeness, cocaine, ganja, Supertramp (ughh!) and vile depraved 'dinners', at one of which he alleges that Camoron inserted his 'genitals' into the mouth of a dead pig during a 'ritual'. (sic)
And people think Corbyn's got an image-problem!
Welcome to the wacky world of British politics.
http://www.smh.com.au/world/david-cameron-engaged-in-obscene-act-with-pigs-head-when-a-student-book-claims-20150921-gjr7hz.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-put-private-parts-6484611
I thought I'd contact my representative in the British democracy, Derek Thomas, to see how - and if - he responds to the curious allegations. I sent the following email:
Open letter to Derek Thomas MP 21.9.15
c.c. The Cornishman newspaper, for letters page
Re: David Cameron's Conduct
Dear Derek,
In view of Lord Ashcroft's allegations about the Prime Minister, I am anxious to know whether you would still consider David Cameron fit to lead the government if it turns out to be true that he performed a lewd act with a dead pig's head?
Best wishes, Jeremy Schanche
It seems the leaders of the Lib Dem and Labour
parties are both vegetarians...
parties are both vegetarians...
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