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In Issue 22: sPoRtS DaY wItH tHe MeT...
Couldn't make it to the Super Interactive Pulice/Poblic London Sports Day yourself? Never mind - we've put together a nice little SOUVENIR VIDEO SPECIAL of the event - Just For You! So, lob a pizza in the microwave, pop open a beer, and enjoy the FUN!!
HIDE AND SEEK:
EQUAL-OPPORTUNITIES IN MODERN POLICING:
OK, pay attention now. Right! It appears that some trouble-makers have been complaining that the Interactive Sports Event included BLOOD SPORTS. Something to do with the dogs, was it? Is it? We can assure the Public that no police dogs were harmed during the making of YOUR Fun Event. Thank You. It seems that these whining do-gooders have some message or other - we are obliged to let them display it. Message follows:
STOP THE KILLINGS
STOP THE BRUTALITY
STOP THE INJUSTICE
RETURN TO PEEL!
this is Britain & decent people demand decent Police!
Do you care enough to sign the Petition Against Violent Police? I thought police were meant to protect us from fear, so what are you waiting for? We totally support all Good Police Officers, but insist that the bullies be given a P45 , or locked up whenever appropriate. Remember Mr Tomlinson; look what those cowards did to him; and do something to help make Britain a civilized country:
Save The Holy Headland Campaign encourages everyone to sign the petition to put George Bush on trial for War Crimes. They've got the evidence - now it just needs a little push...
Remember old Penzance, in the middle of all this craziness. There's always a nice 'ot pasty and a dish o' tay for kroust if ye'll bide awhile... God Bless 'ee now, my Birds...