Showing posts with label The Kramvil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Kramvil. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 October 2024

The Horned Whale Swims Luminous

 ‘I see they’re making Melville eat his whale'

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

On Friday 18th October, 2024 I had the lugubriously ecstatic experience that I’d long awaited – I was out to launch, out to launch me book, that is… and I was indeed fortunate to have the amazing Redwing Gallery there for the ideal launch-pad. I mean, think about it – how do you launch a book? I had visions of hurling a rotund volume through the window of my local library – ya know – make a bit of a splash. Mind you I’ve never been too happy in a cell, so thought better of my original marketing strategy. How does a garret-poet, a pallid quill-driver and feverish scrivener transform himself into a slick, well-oiled hustler, punting his product in the shark-pit of virulent capitalist competitive consumerism, hmmm? Tell me that, if ye can, sitting there in your fine city clothes, swilling your martini while the help fixes you a tray of canapes?

(And talking of canned apes, I have another book, of a very simian nature in the can, waiting to be pumped into the flabby and indifferent face of a succulent humanity.) More on that later – and moron will be the operative word, if ya knows wadd I means…

Anyway, we have to live before we die. We have to dance before the sun goes down. Putting out that book meant a lot to me and perhaps the best thing of all was that people laughed at the funny bits – that was a relief and everyone had a lot of fun. The Horned Whale (a.k.a. An Morvil Kornek) was finally freed from the beach of unfinished novels and it slithered off into An Mor Atlantek, there to fin its way out into the world-mind-ocean, bouncing its eerie cetacean song off the sea-bed of the collective unconscious mind. The mind that swells with currents of thought, that storms with unquiet emotions, that seeths and surges and swells, before settling down to a glassy mirror of perfect calm – the unborn mind, original mind, mind-heart of the universe that sees and knows and reclines replete in its original nature.

Well, there’s no point in being coy about it – we’ve all got one!

I’ve included some footage of the readings, to give you a taste of Whale-meat. Wishing to conceal the main plot from yous, I avoided reading any of the main action-scenes, so what you get is probably more of an impressionistic feel of the vibe of the book. It’s quite a chubby tome, weighing in at a healthy 1 lb, 9 3/4 oz.


Originally published as an ebook in 2016, the Whale has now surfaced and put on a considerable coat of blubber – or paper, as some people prefer to call it. The longish short-story, The Janetta Stone was started back in 2009, as an episodic serial published in The Limpet newspaper. One of the poems in the book was written in the mid 1970’s when I was but a young stream of awareness, streaming through infinite space with a planet-full of writhing, awakening beings headed for the heart of the Milky Way.

Ah, those were the days!

The Kramvil, a novel in the Gothic tradition, started in a similar fashion, but this time it appeared in The Caterpillar –A Visionary Ghetto Tabloid. After a time, I realised that The Kramvil was mutating into a book, so I let the little hatchling have its way, and thus, unknowingly and quite innocently unleashed a squirming, braying and utterly appalling thing of darkness amongst an unsuspecting and undeserving populace. May God in His mercy forgive me – and may He have mercy upon my wretched soul!

During the question and answer part of the launch-evening, I was asked about the etymology of the word eldritch. To clarify further, I quote from The Concise Oxford Dictionary of English Etymology:

eldrich (sc.) pert. to elves or fairies; weird, unnatural. xvi. poss. from attrib. use of OE. *aelf-, *elfrice ‘fairy realm; (see ELF, RICH).

Readers of H.B.Lunchcart will already be familiar with the term.

Watch the debut of Luminous and reading from The Horned Whale here...

I was also very happy to launch the new musical act 'Luminous', featuring Simon Brown on guitar and me, Jeremy Schanche on Bouzouki and Baglamas. We played 3 rebetiko tunes in 9/8 and a Greek folk tune in 7/8. If I say so myself, I think it was a hot jam. 

Many thanks to Neena and Ros for helping to organize the evening and a splendid time was guaranteed for all.


The book is available from Redwing Gallery, Penzance; various other bookshops in the town, or direct from the author. Also available on Amazon



Thanks for reading and I hope whale meat again...

Thursday, 3 October 2024

The Horned Whale Paperback Out Now!


THE HORNED WHALE or An Morvil Kornek


This new anthology by Jeremy Schanche features the Gothic novel The Kramvil. Set in Newlyn, or rather ‘New Lynnsmouth’ in 1911. It features such characters as Jack Lane, Florence Place and Old Paul Hill... The tale explores the themes of pioneer aviation, romance, mystery and a scientific experiment that goes horribly wrong when the young scholar, Elias Gillpington, gets involved with the eccentric inventor Lazarus Taxon.

The short story The Janetta Stone recalls my days underground at Wheal Roots, near Wendron in the mid-seventies, as well as drawing inspiration from the time I ‘bounded’ Battery Rocks in a mineral-claim that was registered according to the ancient Stannary law-code which still survives in Cornwall.

Ghost-Hulk of a Phantom is a comic tale of a struggling writer and his misadventures in trying to get published. A collection of poems is included in The Horned Whale.

The style blends humour, mysticism and a splash of surrealism. The locations, mainly occurring around West Penwith, will be familiar to many local readers, as will the wit and wisdom of the Cornish people.

The anthology also contains nineteen poems.

Illustrated with the author’s pen and ink drawings, The Horned Whale – or An Morvil Kornek – is out now.

Buy it here!

Listen to this wonderful music by Erik Satie. I listened to this constantly as I was writing The Kramvil, and it helped inspire the atmosphere of the book.


BOOK LAUNCH

Friday 18th October, 2024 – Redwing Gallery, 32 Alverton Street, 

Penzance, Kernow - 7:30pm



Book Details:

Title: The Horned Whale or An Morvil Kornek

Author & illustrator: Jeremy Schanche

Pages: 522

Publisher: The Invertebrate Press

Distributor: Amazon

ISBN: 978-0-9934909-0-3

Price: £15

Dimensions:  5 by 8 inches  (12.7 x 20.3cm)

Weight: 1 lb, 9 3/4 oz  (.73kg)

Publication date: 30/9/2024


Genre:  Idiosyncratic...


Down Wheal Roots - looking for Old Janner...



An average day at The Invertebrate Press Office



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