Is
he a Hog? Is he a Tiger? Is he a Puffer-fish?? Was he in fact a member of a tripped-out,
free-lovin’ Hippie Commune before joining the Communist Party in the early
seventies, only to disappear into London’s seedy underworld of petty crime
before eventually resurfacing as a government minister? Both sensitive and caring, not afraid to show
his feminine side, yet quaintly animalistic in Mind and Body – who is this football-headed
bundle of seeming contradictions that goes by the long-winded name of Ian
Duncan-Smith? Your intrepid reporter
spent several long and tedious weeks on the trail of the Great Hog… and yet
somehow, the essence of this beautiful man still seems to elude us, to slip
from our grasp…. his spirituality too
subtle somehow to be put into mere words – let us follow him, as he wallows
ever deeper in filth, degradation and misery….
As he puffs out his billowing jowls in a fervent attempt to consume, ravish
and devour the down-trodden underclass of Britain…
Spread the Good News! Pass out a couple of flyers…
Spread the Good News! Pass out a couple of flyers…
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